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Attractive planets

  • Out of all the planets I'd fuck, Uranus would be at the top of the list
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Celfie

I just saw a girl wear a shirt with celfie on i, my brother then proceded to yell bitch learn how to spell

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I’m not a morning person

Yea so I hear something downstairs when I wake up, but I can’t hear it that well so I think, wait if I put my glasses on I’ll be able yo hear fine. * puts glasses on * then Im just like I’m an idiot then get up just to face plant on the floor.

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Mini gallon do u regret anything 
“I regret being mini”

Mini gallon do u regret anything
“I regret being mini”

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pinlolz:

You’re not from here, right? via PinLolz.com

Tom be like bitch IMA smack the shit out of u. ( dammit Leslie)

pinlolz:

You’re not from here, right? via PinLolz.com

Tom be like bitch IMA smack the shit out of u. ( dammit Leslie)

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Master of seduction

Seductively brushes teeth

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These hoes ain’t mcpoyle

These hoes ain’t mcpoyle

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books

why do all classic authors have such shitty lives.