If me and my internet friends met irl
Cana was right they do have them
- Out of all the planets I'd fuck, Uranus would be at the top of the list
I just saw a girl wear a shirt with celfie on i, my brother then proceded to yell bitch learn how to spell
I’m not a morning person
Yea so I hear something downstairs when I wake up, but I can’t hear it that well so I think, wait if I put my glasses on I’ll be able yo hear fine. * puts glasses on * then Im just like I’m an idiot then get up just to face plant on the floor.
Master of seduction
Seductively brushes teeth